I have completely learned my lesson and am 100% sorry for always wanting to sleep in as late as possible during the week but waking up before 6am on the weekends just to watch pointless cartoons and demand that my parents bring me snacks while I was younger. You have been successful in your hard lessons by teaching me what I put my parents through. Now that I’ve learned my lesson, can you please stop trying to teach me this particular one? Please?
A mother that is currently 4.5 years behind on sleep.